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The world’s most dangerous PC can be yours for $620K

If you were going to spend $600K+ on a PC what would you look to get out of it? Obviously you’d want it to be able to run Crysis, but you’d also be expecting some serious computational chops on the scale of a monstrous server machine. Maybe something that will ray trace your games at 144Hz on a 4K screen, or render 8K special effects without breaking a sweat.

But what you might not be after is a Samsung netbook (remember them?) so infested with the world’s most dangerous malware if you were able to connect it to a network it would take any linked computer down before you can say Matrix. But, in an online auction, The Persistence of Chaos 10-inch NC10 netbook is available for anyone to buy and has already topped the $600K mark… and is still going.

In order to get around the fact that this is arguably the world’s most dangerous laptop, and someone is set to make a quick buck off it, the machine in question is being auctioned off as art. Hence the borderline pretentious name.

On The Persistence of Chaos (via Gamereactor) are six of the most costly pieces of malware ever spread, with a combined bill of $95bn between them. You may recognise some of them… there’s the ILOVEYOU virus, the MyDoom and SoBig worms, the WannaCry ransomware, the DarkTequila malware, and the BlackEnergy rootkit which caused a large-scale blackout in Ukraine back in 2015.

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Think of it like the Arkham Asylum of malware, and you can play Batman by purchasing the netbook for an exorbitant sum in order to keep them out of the public domain and inflicting more damage on the world. Though obviously at some point the malware will escape the confines of the asylum/netbook and run amok, leaving you to don your cape and take them down.

Or maybe I’m overthinking this. Or underthinking. One of them.

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To avoid this box of delights being opened again the artist, Guo O Dong, will airgap the netbook prior to shipping. This is the process of removing any network interfaces from a potentially dangerous device, kind of like a digital muzzle for a rabid dog.

“Upon the conclusion of this auction,” the auction page reads, “and before the artwork is shipped, the computer’s internet capabilities and available ports will be functionally disabled.”

Which actually means the device is potentially still active and dangerous. Maybe someone should keep an eye on the livestream of the fatal machine just in case it manages to find a rogue ethernet cable from somewhere and get online.

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But if you do bid for the dangerous you have to pinky swear that “you’re purchasing this work as a piece of art or for academic reasons, and have no intention of disseminating any malware.”

There are 11 hours left on the clock at the time of writing this, and who knows what kind of performance art will go down once the timer hits zero. If this were a Banksy auction I’d expect some kind of explosion at least.

If you don’t feel you can justify spending $600K on a dangerous netbook, it’s actually very easy to make your own. This one’s just £50, and all you need do is disable all the built-in and third-party security features, go searching for torrents, and watch some pr0ns for an hour. That should see you nicely malwared up.

Then you’ve just got to give it a pretentious name – The Illusion of Safety works for me.

PCGN

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