It’s the Honest Game Trailer for Steam and Steam accessories! We love Steam don’t we folks? It’s the one stop shop for games, way too expensive systems and peripherals, and if you read the reviews, a thoughtful analysis of what exactly is wrong with gamers’ brains. Still we just can’t seem to quit you, because we’ve been Gaben no other choice.
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey the EPIC VOICE GUY (@epicvoiceguy on all socials)
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Fun fact
The yachts were donated to oceanic research institutions
Gabe be playing subnautica irl with the science team
And my god he has an infinite money glitch to help research the sea critters
Brought to you by the company that can't count to three. XD
In honor of Peter Cullen, please say in your best OP impression: "Until that day… till all are one."
5:04 unfortunate truth
I've had my Steam account since 2003, back when everybody hated it and thought it was doomed to fail!
Wait …. Y'all don't play your purchased games immediately
Literally just bought Warhammer 3 for less than 10$ and it's a 60$ game. PRAISE GABEN!
Steam – Game that's a game buying & occasionally-playing simulator
Steam a Monopoly ?
It’s not their fault all the competition insists on shooting themselves in the foot
1:48 yeah because Asmongold was the only one who thought that character design was fugly as hell, sure. Not like instead of fixing it they blamed the gamers for misogyny, got dunked on for months, and then changed it to a more conventionally attractive design anyway for the next trailer or anything. That never happened 🙄
Please say: "I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting"
To be fair, anyone who actually knows me would see my games list and say, "yep, sounds about right."
Disappointed for not mentioning the Steam support which is ridiculously OP. 😀
Damn it's crazy that you forgot to mention steam's support team
Steam: The only service that supports PC gaming in its full and honest self: problems and all. With a support staff composed of special forces operatives equipped with more advanced scam and fraud investigation and infrastructure than the CIA and every government on the planet. With a community of support earned through decades of service and willingness to listen and adjust. Praise lord Gaben. May the final act of our great lord be uploading his consciousness to steam so that he may reign forever. And then maybe we can get Half Life 3.
"Your embarrassing long list of games that you're never going to play" – it's so true that it hurts. 🤣
Downloads Angel Legion
Thanks, not heard of that one.
Can you say “FRE SH A VOCA DO”? (don’t say it like “Fresh Avocado” say it like the Vine it came from)
even though I dont get the time to play pc games, Steam and its customer service has a special place in my heart. They are the only non-greedy game related company out there.
Please do Project Moon trilogy of Lobotomy Corporation, Library of Ruina and Limbus Company!
1:40 Tell me your writers aren’t coping about bad games being bashed on Steam without telling me.
You forget this: you only own licenses
I like how the steam deck doesn't even get a mention as it's None Existant! No one can get one anymore!
I was waiting for the memetic Steam Support lol.
Please say, "Do you know…La Hee?" 😀
What do you mean I can make them private!? Is there an option to multi select, or is it just one by one asking for a friend
As someone who lived before steam, and delayed joining in…. give me the steam coolaid please
There are other storefronts for PC… but I am not sure if GoG is a good storefront.
A video about gaming isn't complete without mentioning the Roach King at least once!
Good old sensor games because the payment processors told them to didn't even try to fight back or bring it to court just did what they wanted valve and steam is just another company using stupid people keep that in mind does one thing nice like a politician acts like they've done what everyone wanted and then takes advantage of all the sheep who trust them😅…
Not new , actually very very old
I contacted steam support once because a bug made me lose an item at the start of the game, they build a fully functional time machine broke the laws of reality and helped me walk through the bug.
My body is a machine that turns precious hours of my life into XP for Aeris.
"We can all see what you played and we all judge you for it" honestly that's part of the fun.
5:30 You can also set your hours played to private even if you leave the games visibility as default. I have numerous games that there is no shame in playing… in moderation.
Please say " Actually, this is what moves the needle. "
not addressing the rumors of steam team six, aka Customer Service’s elite retention team, and the lengths they go to get your money back is crazy.
In Gaben we trust
1:00 the only real option to have all your games in one place? Come to the bright side. Linux has plenty of launchers that can easily integrate games from wherever. I can have all my games in Lutris, or all of them in Heroic, or all of them in Steam, or in Faugus, or all at the same time.
Please say : " I can't wait for you to get off"
Shame you are talking about steam and you didn't mention the refund they made and the customer support they have