Four trailers, four verdicts, one ranking: Pikmin 4, Attack on Titan 3, Cyberpunk 2077 and Final Fantasy XIV. Scores are for the trailers, not the games.
HOW IT WORKS
First, you get the first 30 seconds of each trailer with nothing on top of it, and I won’t say a word. Then the footage replays in the background while I talk, and every trailer gets a verdict out of 10.
CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
0:26 Pikmin 4: Switch 2 Edition + Dandori Academy
3:28 Attack on Titan 3
6:07 Cyberpunk 2077: Edgerunners 2 update
9:00 Final Fantasy XIV: Evercold
12:10 Final ranking
WHICH TRAILER SHOULD I RANK NEXT? Tell me in the comments.
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Round one (Elder Scrolls VI, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, GTA VI, Death Stranding Isolations): https://youtu.be/7abd4BM8baY
Anime trailers ranked (Gundam, Sekiro, One-Punch Man, One Piece): https://youtu.be/lAPqbPuhono
The channel in 45 seconds: https://youtu.be/rjnCz_Z6R-I
TRAILER FOOTAGE
Clips are shown for review and commentary. All trailer footage belongs to its owners:
– Pikmin 4 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Dandori Academy trailer: Nintendo
– Attack on Titan 3 Nintendo Switch 2 gameplay introduction: KOEI TECMO / Omega Force
– Cyberpunk 2077 Edgerunners 2 update features overview: CD PROJEKT RED
– Final Fantasy XIV: Evercold full trailer: Square Enix
This channel is not affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, KOEI TECMO, CD PROJEKT RED or Square Enix.
OFFICIAL SOURCES FOR THE FACTS IN THIS VIDEO
Pikmin 4
– Nintendo, Pikmin Day: https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/nintendo-declares-november-1-pikmin-day-in-recognition-of-all-things-pikmin/
– Nintendo, Switch 2 Edition store page: https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/pikmin-4-nintendo-switch-2-edition-plus-dandori-academy-switch-2/
– Nintendo, Ask the Developer (part 2): https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-10-pikmin-4-part-2/
Attack on Titan 3
– Koei Tecmo America: https://www.koeitecmoamerica.com/attackontitan3/us/
– Pre-orders announcement: https://www.gamespress.com/Attack-on-Titan-3-Pre-orders-Now-Available-for-Nintendo-Switch-2
– Nintendo eShop: https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/attack-on-titan-3-switch-2/
Cyberpunk 2077
– CD PROJEKT RED, Edgerunners 2 update announcement: https://press.cdprojektred.com/en/news/1876/edgerunners-2-update-announced-for-cyberpunk-2077
– What’s coming in the update: https://www.cyberpunk.net/en/news/52120/check-out-whats-coming-to-night-city-in-the-edgerunners-2-update-for-cyberpunk-2077
– CD PROJEKT, first half of 2026 results: https://www.cdprojekt.com/en/media/news/cd-projekt-red-wraps-up-the-first-half-of-2026/
Final Fantasy XIV
– Square Enix, Evercold on the Lodestone: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/8874f1c53cc82ba16ae400053034af16e65dbe3f
– Evercold site and jobs: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/ and https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/job/
Other release facts mentioned
– Rockstar Games, GTA VI pre-load FAQ: https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/7nPqOA2uCbpEQHXx7KVrYd/grand-theft-auto-vi-pre-load-faq
– Tomb Raider: https://www.tombraider.com/news/video-games/pre-orders-are-open-for-tomb-raider-legacy-of-atlantis
– God of War Laufey: https://blog.playstation.com/2026/09/28/god-of-war-laufey-pre-orders-available-starting-september-29-editions-detailed/
– Persona 4 Revival: https://sega.co.jp/en/release/260608_4.html
– Fable: https://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/fable
Press mentioned in the video, as named: VGC and Kotaku.
Voice and animation are AI-assisted: the narrator is a synthetic voice and the character is an original cartoon.
And I won’t say a word.
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